Oh, Paris

Regarding Paris Hilton's jail sentence (woo-hoo!), her mother, Kathy Hilton, had this to say:

"This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Actually? I think every single taxpayer in California just sat back, smiled, and said, "This is the absolute best possible use of my taxpayer dollars to date."