Procrastination by Numbers
Here's what should have done:
1. Work on my freelance project.
Here's what I actually did:
1. Made a bowl of pasta and Ragu. Ate it. Washed it down with a Diet Coke.
2. Ate several chocolates.
3. Told my roommate three stories about my holiday vacation.
4. Watched "Ugly Betty." Laughed out loud. Flipped through Good Housekeeping during commercial breaks.
5. Turned on computer.
6. Checked e-mail.
7. Wrote two e-mails.
8. Wrote rent check.
9. Watched a YouTube video I'd heard was insanely sexy. (It didn't live up to the hype.)
10. Checked e-mail 42 more times, including junk-mail e-mail and blog e-mail.
11. Bought a Victoria's Secret underthing.
12. Got glass of water.
13. Bought a wedding present for an ex online. Wedding took place several months ago, but I brush thought aside and click "send" anyway.
14. Paid cell phone bill online.
15. Checked a couple of my favorite blogs. Neither had updated.
16. Threw away some Christmas cards. (But saved the checks inside.)
17. Wrote two new addresses in my address book.
18. Took contacts out. Washed face. Brushed teeth.
19. Unpacked suitcase. Threw its contents on various flat surfaces in my room. Took suitcase to closet. Put suitcase inside closet.
20. Located NyQuil.