You Want Cute? I'll Give You Cute.

I am so on a roll with the past week's cuteness theme. Hence, I'm going to present to you the Cat Proximity Graph, drawn by the brilliant Randall at xkcd.com.

I'm not a cat person (or an animal person, even), but I have a soft spot for the Boyf's parents' cat. Don't tell anyone this, but I've been known to sing Sinatra's "Mack the Knife" to that precious kitty, except replacing "Mack" with the cat's name. Yes, about that professional help you've mentioned: I am seeking it.

UPDATE: Dammit, "Mack the Knife" is Bobby Darin's song, not Sinatra's. Thanks, Neil, for the correction. Harrumph, I hate being wrong.