Deers and Don'ts: Don't Do This with Your Money

Somebody somewhere actually clicked the "I'll Take It!" button on this website and bought the Mounted Deer Head Necklace pictured at left for $250. Yes, that's right -- $250. Because this product is currently sold out. Is anyone surprised this is a "deal" courtesy of Daily Candy?

Someone thought to herself, "Video iPod or Mounted Deer Head Necklace? The necklace, of course!" She thought, "Money toward paying my parents back for all the crap I've charged to their credit cards or Mounted Deer Head Necklace? I think I'll take the necklace!"

Readers, I think you know what this means. It means I'm forced to resurrect the Skull and Crossbones of Financial Ruin, which means, in no uncertain terms, "HOW NOT TO SPEND YOUR MONEY."

(<-- Skull and Crossbones of Financial Ruin)