Deers and Don'ts: Don't Do This with Your Money
Someone thought to herself, "Video iPod or Mounted Deer Head Necklace? The necklace, of course!" She thought, "Money toward paying my parents back for all the crap I've charged to their credit cards or Mounted Deer Head Necklace? I think I'll take the necklace!"
Readers, I think you know what this means. It means I'm forced to resurrect the Skull and Crossbones of Financial Ruin, which means, in no uncertain terms, "HOW NOT TO SPEND YOUR MONEY."
(<-- Skull and Crossbones of Financial Ruin)