Thanksgiving Haze

This is just a quick post to let y'all know that I'm back from the Midwest and will be blogging again shortly. (Apparently my jaunt to the Heartland has awarded me the ability to say "y'all" unironically.)

To come within the next few days on Typing Pool:

- PR people who have been working way too many late nights

- Homeland Security: biased against unassuming blond women with cheap bags?

- Tips on surviving a Midwestern buffet and scoring a plate of biscuits and gravy as your booty

Feel the excitement of my return. Oh, yes.