Uh-Oh. There Goes, Like, History and Stuff

On CNN.com today: The U.S. government has misplaced the original recording of the first moon landing, including astronaut Neil Armstrong's famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," a NASA spokesman said on Monday.

Picture how that went down.

Security guard: "Dude, the tapes were, like, totally here a year ago. I don't know where-- I mean, I lent them to my cousin P-Dawg a while back when he was trying to impress that hairstylist, Linda, but he swore he'd bring that shyte back. Man. I mean, P-Dawg has never let me down. Except that one time, with the fake weed, but that was like... Is anyone else craving Cheetos?"